This is my review of the book by Austin Kleon, [*Steal Like an Artist*](https://a.co/d/b8pkF2k). I'll lay out the facts and present to you why I believe Kleon to be a Sith Lord. Quote: "All fiction, in fact, is fan fiction." - Only a Sith speaks in absolutes He criticizes computer workers by saying that sitting in front of a computer all day is killing them - He no doubt works with people that use computers, thereby vicariously killing them, which is very Sith-like. Quote: "Work that only comes from the head isn't any good." - By this logic, my review of *Steal Like an Artist* isn't any good, which can't possibly be true. Siths have no trouble bending the truth. Quote: "Keep all of your passions in life. Don't throw any of them away." - A true Jedi knows that passion leads to attachment, which leads to suffering. He promotes "productive procrastination" - and we saw what passion and procrastination did to poor Anakin on Naboo with Padmé. He says to "enjoy obscurity while it lasts." - A Sith Lord operates in the shadows. He speaks of "vanquishing enemies", but a Jedi recognizes that everything is connected, that enemies are a part of you. Only a Sith would separate the whole for power. More supporting evidence: - The book has a black cover, a favorite color of the Sith - Darth Kleon is a convincing Sith name - The first word of the book is "steal", something only a Sith could promote Welcome to the Dark Side, Lord Kleon! We have cookies.